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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 368 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1489 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.