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Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	273	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crops Grown:	6267	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	633361
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	6414	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4228
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9970
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crops Grown:	5573	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246