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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8339 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5477 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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