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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Crops Grown: 4899
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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