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Players: 109/300 Votes: 4980
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Secret Passages Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of trying to be a good person and failing miserably? Do you feel like you were born to embrace your inner demon and just be a total piece of shit? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all of your dark desires and hedonistic tendencies. Embrace the dirtiness, the pleasure, the degeneracy – become the ultimate scammer, thief, and all-around piece of shit. Why resist your true nature when you can thrive in it?

Forget about trying to be a good person, it’s time to let loose and be the baddest of the bad. Join us and see just how far you can go in embracing your inner demon. Who knows, you might just find that being a total piece of shit is where you truly belong. So why waste your time chasing an ideal that will never be when you can join our server and be the baddest of them all?

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5499
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 873
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2299
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4236
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6134
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 291
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 292
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Villages Defended: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 816
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 92 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 978
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

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    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 4631
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Star Shards Collected: 67
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3572 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1618
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 4447
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Animals Bred: 114 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3410
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8929 Ores Mined: 8275
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2272 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 249
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4963
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Farms Harvested: 366 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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