Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6681
Gods Slained: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Divine Spears Created: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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