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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4697 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1390 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6508 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9146 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!