🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5465 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
1. We have a secret underground gnome society that trades rare items for shiny rocks. You never know what kind of loot you’ll find down there!
2. Our server is hosted on a Debian operating system because why not? Who needs Windows when you can have penguins running your game?
3. We have a giant floating potato that rains down golden carrots every hour. It’s like a weird, delicious version of the Hunger Games.
4. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who gives out quests to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know who you’ll meet next!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!