Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 7652 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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