Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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