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Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

onepeace

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BRAJO

READING

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	388	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

Dedicated & mature staff, experience in running servers and a goal to make the best possible experience for players.

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Economy Free & Citybuild PvP Survival Games Nette Community Teamspeak-Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

[+] Survival – {Economy based server with jobs, player shops, auctions and dynmap} [+] Fantasy – {Slimefun based server with lucky blocks, magic loot and much more} [+] SkyBlock – {Normal skyblock with nether and end islands, jobs, craftbook and mcMMO} [+] Creative – {501×501 plot to start, builder & role-playing ranks, world edit for everyone} [+] SkyGrid – {Skygrid, nethergrid and endgrid worlds with quests. Makes skyblock look easy}

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

Gildorym is a Mature Roleplay Minecraft server, set in the D&D world of Faerun. A harsh place, with fortune & danger lurking around every corner. With the opportunity for every man to take his chance at fame. Our Events Team run daily events involving deep plots, with twists both good & evil, with opportunity for the player’s actions to decide its fate. We use a D&D based class system offering over 11 different and unique combat classes each with their own developing storyline and 5 crafting professions that each have vital place in our world economy. Lastly, we use the faction system allowing players to become a Lord of Lands, conquer other lands and even vie for the title of King..

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.