DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

feeling unprepared, lack of guidance, lack of development, disconnected from others, minimal social interaction

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Gimmick Minecraft SMP

trending, worked into a shoot, LGBTQ, Reality, Surprise

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including players magically transforming into different genders! Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected plot twists as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who control the economy with their feathered wisdom. Will you be able to gain their trust and rise to the top of the chicken hierarchy?

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a mischievous group of dancing pandas. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few unexpected transformations along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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New Server IP
BlockyBantsMC

NSFW, bedroom secrets, steamy suggestions, intimate suggestions, risque tips

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Nether? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more NSFW tips than a creeper in a strip club. Join us for a chance to learn all the naughty secrets of Minecraft, like how to make a redstone contraption that looks like a giant… well, you get the idea. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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New Server IP
BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights

Due Process, police procedure, Fifth Amendment, court system, Miranda Rights

so, here’s a server where you don’t need to worry about miranda rights cuz you’re in a whole new world, baby! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the coolest mobs in town. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

but be warned, there’s a rumor going around that a giant zombie chicken is terrorizing the land. are you brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and save the day? join us now and find out!

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New Server IP
Clockwise Chow Time

circadian rhythm, mealtime strategies., muscle performance, mealtime alignment, nutrition

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat at weird times to fight fatigue and gain super powers!! imagine mining diamonds at 3am and feeling more energized than ever before. our players have reported increased metabolism and muscle function just by playing on our server. who needs sleep when you can be a minecraft superhero?? join now and become a part of this crazy experiment in time-restricted feeding!

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New Server IP
MCSG Network

Survival Games, Mini Games

Join the classic Survival Games experience and take on a new beginning with MCSGNetwork! Climb the rankings and find your way to the top of the league. Only the greatests can win such a harsh battle. Are you brave enough just to try?

5.9.23.51:50011

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DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

Gimmick Minecraft SMP

BlockyBantsMC

BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights

Clockwise Chow Time

MCSG Network