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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9187 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1935 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?