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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9769 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4137 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?