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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5862 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕
But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉