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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8124 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9095 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1921 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!