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Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Runes Activated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY