Date With A Canadian Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4366
Dragon Eggs Found:	1736	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Farms Harvested:	739
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3171	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9731	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Star Shards Collected:	219	Runes Activated:	2

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4170	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Votes:	4551

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Emeralds Found:	9114	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	1094

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	102/600	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Dragon Eggs Found:	9387
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	989
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crops Grown:	8729	Treasure Maps Found:	14