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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	103	Secret Passages Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	916
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Emeralds Found:	3208	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Farms Harvested:	789	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	891
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Towns Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7427	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	100308	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	5747

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	153	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	108/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8410	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2