Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Potions Brewed: 24
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 891378 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2824 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Zombie Dances: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7503
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Animals Bred: 171
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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