Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 7995
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ores Mined: 6159
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Potions Brewed: 113
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4793 Star Shards Collected: 253
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5920

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 522 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9835
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 New Chunks Explored: 162411
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1914
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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