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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3211 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 243 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.