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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8531 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
Animals Bred: | 159 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.