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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7563 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 597 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.