| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4142 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 33 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
The dark matter server has mini games, Hunger Games, survival, and much much more to add!
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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5340 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2863 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3298 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5114 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1000 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7641 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4473 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9874 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3387 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 148 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 645 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6086 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8671 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 336 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9742 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 214 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4788 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6875 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2618 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 96 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6546 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6542 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
