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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5877 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9348 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have a knack for building elaborate roller coasters that will make your head spin (literally)?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese, and the only way to access it is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges set forth by a mischievous talking potato named Spud.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.
