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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3572 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Votes: | 9876 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
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