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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4326 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Farms Harvested: | 444 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
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