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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9620 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 137 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 137 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.