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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 451 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Votes: | 7681 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3748 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.