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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1371 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.