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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3799 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.