DadRetirementDeniedLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.

Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1772	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Buildings Constructed:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	676
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6799	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3511
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Void Gems Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Crops Grown:	8964	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Emeralds Found:	822	Dragons Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7068	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Pixelated Love Shack

Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Villages Defended:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

NoPoopSleepover

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.

Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!

Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

LoveCraftedFails

dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.