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The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ores Mined:	3714
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Star Shards Collected:	159
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3267

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2994
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6419	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

Advancements, Appetite, body weight, brain region, Detailed Map, diabetes, health, human hypothalamus, hypothalamus, Medical, neuroscience, new, obesity, Potential, Regulation, research, scientists, Sleep, stress, Technology, treatments, weight

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

SystemCore

dedicated hardware, Papermc, Plugins, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Survival MC with a focus on PaperMC plugins and a smooth experience. Hosted on powerful dedicated hardware. Lots of updates and work coming in the future.

135.148.150.20

Wavecraft

active abilities, blocks, Community, competitive, Creative, Enchantments, Farming, Fishing, Furniture, Gear, gear drops, Items, Mining, mobs, Passive abilities, Plugins, RPG, smp, Survival, swearing, Technical, WaveCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7234	Runes Activated:	5

Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Absolutely No P2W	Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
No resets, ever	World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture	Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
Family Friendly	No swearing, suitable for all ages.
Pyro Plugins	Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
Slimefun	Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
AuraSkills	Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
Custom Enchantments	Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

IP:

playwavecraft.net

Version:

1.8 – 1.21+

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

Q: Can items be bought with real money?

A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

Q: Are there regular map resets?

A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2648	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	6128
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	141

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Towns Built:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	3672
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	119

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

Players:	106/500	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1