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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4235 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Choose your hole wisely, because on this server, things can get a little…interesting. Whether you want to be in someone’s mouth, looking down at them while their dad takes over their asshole, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold, we’ve got a spot for you.
But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in the depths of our server – from giant chickens with laser eyes to secret underground dance parties with creepers. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life.
Join us today and see why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the block)! Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game. So don’t be surprised if you find yourself questioning your sanity after a few hours of play. See you on the other side!