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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6264 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!
Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.
