Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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