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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9995 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 66 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Emeralds Found: | 5231 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.
