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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2271 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1067 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.
So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.