DadBodBabyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a new escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s dad and his young new wife.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family drama, create outrageous storylines, and even start a virtual baby boom if you so desire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where tough love is necessary, just like in the story above.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	509	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2028	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	3843	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mines Excavated:	1570	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9567	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Villages Defended:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	812358
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	988888

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	175	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.