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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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