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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Buildings Constructed: 27 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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