Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Hyversal

    Hyversal

    Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

    * KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

    Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Lirop

    Lirop

    Content: Concept & Worlds

    Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Zyncsmp

    Zyncsmp
    Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cardboard Craft

    Cardboard Craft

    Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

    We have a few gamemodes including:

    Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

    As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Players Killed by Monsters: 375 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Bloques Socialistas

    Bloques Socialistas

    Survival server.

    It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

    We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Creeed lifefuse

    Creeed lifefuse

    Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 961
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SkyDead

    SkyDead

    SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • pengucraft

    pengucraft

    custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Valtichub

    Valtichub

    Valtichub.comBOX-PVPNO KEEP INVBEST BOX SERVERAFK REWARDSVOTE REWARDS

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7353 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • FewFrands

    FewFrands

    Great Small survival server!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

    cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

    cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

    We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

    We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Vexmc

    Vexmc

    Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

    DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Project Magma

    Project Magma

    CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Adenbey

    Adenbey

    You can support by voting

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Lava Central

    Lava Central

    We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

    Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

    Website: lavacentral.xyz

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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