Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1141
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Emeralds Found:	4880	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	120
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ElephantEscapeCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3949	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

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so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	6374	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Griefing Policy	Not allowed
Server Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
World Age	4 years old, no resets ever
Allowed Actions	Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shark Wife Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most adorable shark wives in all of the virtual world! Our server is home to a thriving community of players who have all found love and companionship with their very own shark spouse. Swim with your shark wife in our custom-built underwater city or take her on a romantic date to the depths of the ocean. Join now and experience the love and laughter that comes with having a shark wife by your side!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxy McFoxington Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Arkenfox, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why choose Arkenfox over Betterfox or any other fox-themed server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent foxes who have mastered the art of Minecraft gameplay. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside actual foxes who will guide you through the game with their wisdom and cunning strategies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can uncover. Rumor has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter. Will you be the one to defeat the chicken and claim the treasures within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom user profile generator that will create a personalized profile for you based on your answers to a series of ridiculous questions. Want to be known as the “Banana King” or the “Penguin Whisperer”? Our generator can make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join Arkenfox today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MomStopperCraft

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids at family parties? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any creepy kids waving toy guns around. Plus, we have zero tolerance for inappropriate behavior, so you can game in peace without any uncomfortable situations. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreeperEncounter: LOLz

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Have you ever met a criminal? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by them! But don’t worry, they’re all just misunderstood players who got caught stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. Join us for a wild ride of dodging prison guards and plotting epic heists to steal rare items from other players. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious bandit in all of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and embrace your inner outlaw. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re the real criminals around here.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ores Mined:	1505
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyKremlinKabooms

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we hit command posts with Storm Shadows and GMLRS just like in Ukraine!!! u can be a military mastermind and blow up stuff all day long!!! join now for explosions and chaos galore!!! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft??? let’s goooooo!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	2719

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Blind VR Land

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where blind people can, like, SEE with their ears! it’s like, VR but for your ears, man. we got special headphones that make you feel like you’re actually in the game, even if you can’t see a dang thing. it’s like magic, but with redstone and creepers. come join us and experience the ultimate sensory overload, dude! who needs eyes when you got ears like these, amirite? come on, join the fun and see (or hear) for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ores Mined:	5139
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.