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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5182 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!
But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
