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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7462 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9616 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.