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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9758 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.