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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5323 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!