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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1457 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 6437 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3646 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!