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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1871 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 275 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!